Better than Coronation Street

Just coming in over the wire services, Steven Gerrard arrested in a pub brawl.  Supposedly Stevie G was out celebrating the 5-1 thrashing of Newcastle United and one thing led to another.  Just when I couldn’t hate life more than I thought possible, the universe serves up one more nightmare.  In related news Google reports the number of insensitive scouser jokes one the web increases tenfold.