Hey It’s Porto

Due to circumstances beyond the control of the Dallas office, the writing staff in Dallas went on a horrendous bender for the last four days.  Still not even all the booze in Christendom has prepared me for the sight of Man U down a goal AT Old Trafford to a highly anemic Porto side.  Porto with an away goal in the third minute of the game.  Personally I thought this quarterfinal would have been the least intriguing of the matches.  But wow.  

Update:  Porto lives up  to expectations with Wayne Rooney equalizing for the scum in the 15th minute.  A terrible turnover by the Porto center back, who literally gifted the ball to everyone’s favorite Toffee.  Still Porto has an away goal.  Wow.

Sidebar:  Porto has a forward I believe named Hulk.  Not making this up, his jersey says Hulk.