Figo Thinks He’s Turning Chinese, He Really Thinks So

Ok, so former World Player of the Year and Inter Milan-er Luis Figo recently retired from “high level” soccer and now wants to spend his golden years…playing for the Chinese Super League? Yeah, here’s an exact quote from the Portuguese international:

“I am also happy to accept offers from CSL clubs.”

Ummm…ok, or you could just retire.

By the way, the name Chinese Super League rocks. I suggest we change the NBA to the FSBA or the F’ing Sweet Basketball Association.