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    The New Drinking Age at Tottenham is…203 Years Old

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    Following the boozy arrest of defender Ledley King, Tottenham Hotspur’s manager, Harry Redknapp, plans to instill a club-wide ban on alcohol next season.

     

    In future news, Totttenham Hotspur fail to sign any players with a desire to get laid.

    PS If you plan on getting stumble bum drunk and tossed out of a nightclub, probably not the best idea to wear suits with your team’s logo on the lapel.

    Posted by D.A. Hasselbaink on May 12, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    2 Responses

    1. Sangyfarha

      With Man U having won today, I’m heading toward Ledley King territory right now.

    2. Danieldinho

      ***probably not the best idea to wear suits with your team’s logo on the lapel.***

      but then how else will the american girls know you’re extra fuckable?

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