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    Wha? Gerrard Spotted Tracking Back and Defending?

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    Jail 'im

    Not so says the Southport, Merseyside prosecutor, noting that the closed circuit television feed shows Steven Gerrard as the aggressor, beating his victim with uppercuts and handspeed like a professional boxer. 

    My favorite quote: “On this occasion, Steven Gerrard’s fists, not his feet, did the talking.  This was never self-defence in 100 years.”   Also not accused of defence in Merseyside: Alvaro Arbeloa, Fabio Aurelio.

    Posted by The Antiscouse on July 21, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    2 Responses

    1. Sangyfarha

      Eric Cantona, Crystal Palace, and seagulls. I’d take a bar brawl any day.

    2. The Antiscouse

      You scousers would take anything that’s not nailed down. Including poor Glen Johnson.

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