Anyone with knowledge of the “beautiful game” knows the scourge of football the world over are hooligans. And whether they are called casuals, ultras, a firm, etc. the fundamental truth is they in no way add anything to the game. From Bruford’s elegant and rather haunting paen to the wild young men and their antics of desperation, we can gather that an atavistic ceremony is in progress when the hooligan goes on a rampage. Little did we know that in the early 21st century a rather ingenius programmer from Argentina has taken the soccer hooligan experience into world of video gamming. If their are any gamers out their, and FIFA 10 just doesn’t whet their hunger, try “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” for the PC. This add on for the game allows the player to take on the persona of a Boca Junior ultra and rampage through the streets of Buenos Aires, slowly moving up the ranks of of his firm by beating the holy hell out of any fool stupid enough to wear the wrong colors. Whether this will increase fan violence across the soccer world or dissipate it, as a virtual hooligan experience is now available, is yet to be determined. All I can say is, the horror, the horror, exterminate the brutes.