Maybe This Will Get Sang to Travel to Vegas

What better way to celebrate a record-setting contract than to head to Las Vegas. From social scene reports last night:

Dining on Nove Italiano’s terrace was footballer for the Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo. Accompanied by seven of his closest friends, they were all fashionably clad in Gucci attire. To start, the group shared family-style appetizers. For his main course, Ronaldo enjoyed the carbonara and a 16-ounce bone-in filet mignon. Cannolis were sent out for dessert. After their meal, Ronaldo made his way into the kitchen to sign Executive Chef Geno Bernardo’s famous door. Ronaldo and his friends then headed to Playboy Club.

A Metaphor for Man-U’s Season?
Christiano Ronaldo flirts with disaster but no-harm no-foul

Can you imagine the heartbreak for Sang … first Lady Di, and now Christiano Ronaldo? Sure, his utter repulsion for all things Manchester (Utd.) left Christiano relegated to only second-tier heartthrob in Sang’s world … but still, you could tell, whenever he’d play, there was a certain glint in his eye acknowledging that it was Ronaldo’s oh-so-attractive legsmanship that showed him the meaning of true love for the Beautiful Game.

Would have totally sucked if he died, alone in a Ferrari, in a tunnel, not even drunk before practice:

The Sun via Tyler Durden (RawVegas assist)

Ronaldo and Nani Double-Team
The things these guys do for the sake of working on their chemistry!

This story will probably make Sang jealous on many fronts: hookers are talking about the 5-girl orgy they had with Christiano Ronaldo and his Man-Utd mates for a mere £3k … which made them feel like cheap hookers.